Mike had an absolute blinder of an evening as one beer led to another and then took the logical step toward heavily sedative opioid narcotics, as all good nights out in London do.
Yes mate
He’s now sat astride the porcelain throne, fast asleep. He tried to poo but the straining made him tired, and he’d long since given up trying to urinate. A warm aromatic pool of vomit laps gently around his toes and when he does finally wake up, he has absolutely no idea where he was or why.
Feeling an itch crawling its way up his back, he stands up to scratch it, but everything goes black and he slumps onto the floor.
#typicaltuesday
Side effects of opioid medications:
Nausea and Vomiting
Urinary retention
Pruritus
Constipation
Confusion
Sedation and respiratory depression
Hypotension
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